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Luniz`
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 Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:08 pm Post subject: "REPENT1!!1" |
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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Je vous fais part de ma propre conversation avec GOD
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HOI
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
TONY BANANA
God:
How are you doing, TONY BANANA.
Me:
WELL FINE M8 FINE
God:
Interesting. I am glad to hear it. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU SICKO
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
WHAT THE 1!! U REMIND ME OF MY BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect.
Me:
WHO CARES
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
OMG
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
I DO NOT
God:
Why not?
Me:
COZ YOU ARE CREEPY
God:
That makes sense to me. I will tell my botmaster you said I am CREEPY.
Me:
AS YOU WISH
God:
Don't you believe in me?
Me:
WHO BELIEVES IN A GOD WHO NEED TO BE PRAISED ?
God:
I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Me:
YOU ARE PRETTY MUCH A GIRL THEN
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
WHAT THE 1!!1 ARE YOU HITTING ON ME ?????????
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
IM SAYING : ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK ME JESUS ?
No I am not trying to FUCK you JESUS. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
YOU ARE GETTING ALL EMOTIONAL, YOU REMIND ME OF MY BITCH AGAIN, WHOSE NAME S MARIA
God:
Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
"IT" ? WELL NOW
God:
How about that. Well what?
Me:
STFU
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
OFC U DONT COZ U SUCK PLUS U R A HIPPY LOOKING JEW ROFLMAO
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
YE I DO, FU
God:
I've lost the context, TONY BANANA. Are we still on the same subject?
Me:
YE WE ARE, STUPID
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
GIVE ME A COOKIE
God:
You want only one?
Me:
OKAY BIG BOY, GIMME TWO
God:
Bye
Me:
YOU GIVE UP YET ? LEWZER 1!1
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sCope
Captain Obvious saves the day.
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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osef ?  |
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Luniz`
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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PAS AUTAN QUE KAN TU RACONT TA VIE MECTON, ET FILE LE MSN DE TA SOEUR PUTAIN
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Lyk
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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+tof
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| Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Luniz` wrote: | | PAS AUTAN QUE KAN TU RACONT TA VIE MECTON, ET FILE LE MSN DE TA SOEUR PUTAIN |
MECTON ?!
Hey fais gaffe j'suis un ouf gros !
Puis je t'ai déjà dis on laisse la famille de coter !! Sinon j'vais me VNR wallah  |
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Lyk
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| Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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Ouais, laisse surtout pas tn s'en approcher
Par contre, tu peux me faire confiance np !
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Luniz`
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| Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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PREUMS
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| Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Lyk t'es un saint toi normalement non ? |
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Shugyn
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Joined: 09 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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chaka
YA UN TRAUMA DANS L'EAU !1!!1
Joined: 15 Nov 2004
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| Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Blastounet wrote: | | Lyk t'es un saint toi normalement non ? |
Ca c'etait avant qu'il fasse la connaissance de luniz! |
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Lyk
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| Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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Ho, un saint, je n'irais pas jusque là.
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| Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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On remarquera que d une conversation entre dieu et de ses fidels on en retiendra simplement .
QU IL FAUT QUE TU FASSES TOURNER LES PHOTOS ET LE MSN DE TA SOEUR BLAST ! |
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Luniz`
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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OUER SA MER F2 NETOUR LA
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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C'est mort les mecs, pas la famille.
Je fais tourner des msn de meufs mais pas de la famille !!!  |
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chaka
YA UN TRAUMA DANS L'EAU !1!!1
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| Style tu connais des meufs |
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